Two weeks ago I fired a woman at work (sadly not Heather) because I caught her fucking her boyfriend in the store room (how cliché) and on Thursday I was told she was suing me for wrongful termination. The next day she died. I'm not saying I did it but I did. And it was great. Now our company is under investigation and I feel like I'm constantly being watched. Talk about performance anxiety.
I'm focusing on breathing and not killing.
It's not working.
As always, dear readers,